"The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some
poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the source,
right?
the direction the country is headed, and 69 percent of the country is
unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence, 2/3's of the
citizenry just isn't happy and want a change.
So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, ''What are we so
unhappy about?''
a week? Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer
and heating in the winter?
see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?
I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from
around the world is just not good enough.
Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move
through each state?
may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a group
of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch equipment
to extinguish the flames thus saving you, your family and your belongings.
Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a
burglar or prowler or intrudes , an officer equipped with a gun and a bullet-proof vest
will come to defend you and your family against attack or loss.
raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90 percent of
teenagers own cell phones and computers.
How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we
enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world?
Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the
world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S., yet has a great disdain
for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most blessed people in
the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't have , and what
we hate about the country instead of thanking the good Lord we live here.
no plan to get us out? The President who has a measly 31 percent approval
rating? Is this the same President who guided the nation in the dark
days after 9/11? The President that cut taxes to bring an economy out of
recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in
the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats safe
from terrorist attacks?
defending you and me? Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk
show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take
a look around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad?
Make no mistake about it. The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have
volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom.
There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have to go.
discharge, an ''other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case
scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.
Stop buying the negativism you are fed everyday by the media. Shut off
the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your
bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as a country. There is
exponentially more good than bad.
several times a day, or at least be thankful and appreciative."
Jay Leno




